Jul 5, 2009

Why Disney Princesses Need to Have Some Help

Those of you who enjoy the disney movies, I have no problem with this. I enjoy them too, they are great little stories. Here are just a few things I noticed that spoiled some of the glory and magic these movies possessed ever since I was little. I'm going to start with Cinderella and then I will do reviews, or criticisms of other lovely princesses.

Cinderella: Where to begin, where to begin!
-Why doesn't Cinderella run away? How hard would this be? It couldn't be harder than the rotten life she leads with that evil stepfamily!
-Why does she take that crap from her step mom? Seriously, it couldn't be very hard to at least tell her "No!"
-When you sing a song, it generally has more than six words in it, "Sing sweet nightingale, high above me" These are the only words to that silly song!
-When little girls watch this movie, they see that when Cinderella has something go wrong her magical Fairy God Mother steps out and makes everything PERFECT, perfect I tell you! What are we teaching the future of America?
-When you meet Prince Charming, you generally learn their name before, "So this is love!" Did they speak once to each other while they were dancing?

Thanks for listening! Next victim, Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

2 comments:

  1. F'rillz! Who taught Cinderella how to be a Disney princess anyways?

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  2. I love it Haylee! Seriously, Cinderella does need help. By the way, in the second movie she learns how to be a princess. I´m excited to see what other Disney princesses you pick on! :)

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