Why Disney Princess Need Some Help (Continued)

In order to portray Snow White accurately and show others her faults I chose to watch the film before I made this post. To put it simply enough, it was painful to watch. I don't know what appeal it held as a child, I was to the point of suicide before it was over. Well here you go!

Snow White:
-Can her voice be any more annoying? Is she singing through her nose?And how come her echo from the wishing well doesn't sound nearly as bad as her own voice?
-How on Earth does she know who she loves when she hasn't been outside the castle walls? And how does the prince know that he loves her when he's only heard her sing, personally I think he's crazy for liking her when all he's heard is her crazy voice.
-Is Snow White really a princess? The Huntsman said she was, but she surely doesn't act like it.
-Who did her hair? Where does she get it cut? And why can't she do it without it being clear up to her ears?
-Wasn't it day time when she ran into the woods? The sun must have set in about ten seconds because when she went into the forest it was all of the sudden dark. And then it gets light again! Again in about ten seconds!
-Is she still touching all those animals? Hasn't she ever heard of rabies? And how does she understand what those animals are saying? I mean, she hasn't ever gone to school, how does she even know how to walk and talk, let alone comprehend all the things the crazy birds are chirping. And then the fact that all of the birds and animals understand what she is saying is miraculous. :\
-Personally, I would not eat off of a plate that was cleaned by a deers tongue and then washed with a squirrels tail! Yuck!
-Do the dwarfs own the mine? Because if they don't, technically they are stealing. The whole time when Snow White was cleaning she didn't see any deed to that mine.
-Has anyone besides me noticed that they don't have an outhouse? How and where are they supposed to use the bathroom to do their necessities?
-How come Doc is the leader when he can't even speak correctly? Does he crack under pressured, and if so, isn't he just in front of his own brothers?
-Why is Dopey the guinea pig? I mean, he's the dopiest of all and obviously won't be able to do the job correctly.
-If Doc hadn't ever washed himself, how did he know how? He was teaching all the other dwarfs how to wash even though he didn't know how.
-Where did the light in the cabin come from at night when they were doing the music? And couldn't Snow White have done the whole light thing when she was cleaning their house?
-When Snow White was telling the story to the dwarfs she described the Prince as handsome and romantic but when she actually saw him, she ran away into the house!
-When you're alone you don't tell a strange old lady that comes to your house that you're alone! And hasn't anyone told her to not accept food from strangers?
-Snow White is so naive, honestly, even though it's a fairy tale, who believes in Wishing Apples?
-Why doesn't Dopey have any hair? They don't have buzzers to cut it off and scissors wouldn't be able to cut the hair that cleanly!
-When the Prince kisses her it's like one second! Usually when you love someone it's a little longer than a second. Oh well. The best part of the movie ruined. . . :)
-She just trusts that the Prince is going to take care of her! Has she spoken to him even once?

And here lies the end of our second review of the poor characters these princesses turn out to be. I hope it didn't end up being too boring. Alice in Wonderland, I believe will be the next review. Let's see how this one turns out. Love you!